Red Neck Easter

You know it's a red neck easter when............

~ You eat on paper plates with plastic utensils.

~ Grandpa heads downstairs for a nap as soon as dinner is finished.

~ Everyone gets a kick out of watching two people toss jelly beans into each others mouth. (The ones that have previously
dropped on the floor are worth double the points.)

~ Exercise consists of filling the truck with teenagers and driving down the back roads with the music blaring.

~ Grandpa Lets his seven year old grandson drive.

~ You all crowd around the drive way and have a shooting contest with a saw horse, some pop cans and a pellet gun.

~ Dinner isn't even cleaned up yet and everyone is heading in to do it all over again.